never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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