I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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