glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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