break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
