Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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