This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
is it fun? or sober?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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