And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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