I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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