Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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