yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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