Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
