She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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