theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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