i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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