I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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