And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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