it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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