Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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