Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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