I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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