Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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