I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you would pick up someone in the library
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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