Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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