i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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