i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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