yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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