worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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