Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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