I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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