YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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