If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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