So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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