My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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