Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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