I hate your face
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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