Pregnant stripper...not hot.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Come see our sink grown plant.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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