So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Randomize
