in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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