Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
you inspire me to be a worse person
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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