i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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