Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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