sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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