it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
All I want is dick and wine.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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