yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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