Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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