can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Your penis caused this!
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