I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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