Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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