i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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