He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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