Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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