So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
you inspire me to be a worse person
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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