She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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