I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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