I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
send nudes
from the living room?
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