Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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