real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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